Second Wife
Before anyone goes on a spiel about fidelity blah blah blah, let me clear things up. I have 3 wives. Not 1, but 3. My first wife is the missus @ wifey. My second wife has been with me since secondary school and my third wife, I keep outside in the house porch. Second wife happens to be my guitar, which I spruced up real nice after years of abuse and neglect under me dad’s bed. I “inherited” her after he gave his blessings to us. My third wife is my trustee car, if you must know. Busybody! Which is also why she “sleeps” outside the house.
So what’s so earth shattering about this revelation of my infidelity? Well, after not touching my 2nd wife for about a year, I broke my celibacy last night. I felt her quiver under my soft touch. Running my fingers across her delicate frame and pulling at her strings. Caressing her fretboard ever so gently. Almost feels like my first time. When she was still a virgin, well technically not, but still…
Admittedly, my fingering sucks after not practising for soooo long. In fact, I’ve forgotten some of the basic chords. Woe is me!!! I’ve also forgotten most of the songs I used to play from memory. Some did come back to me naturally like Classical Romanza, since I used to play it all the time. Also did not forget Seal & Croft’s - Summer Breeze. I finished our night together with my favourite piece, Peter, Paul & Mary’s - Leaving on a Jetplane.
Irregardless of my all my unfaithfulness that night, I spent my last waking moments hugging my first wife. She is still number one in my heart 
Hahahaha I really thought you have 3 wives!!!
LOL
hey my friend got some comments for ur wife’s aisumono thingi. where do i leave the comment? here or where? o_O
Che-cheh: Actually they are. Sort of like how Chester is your knight in shining armour as well, right?
Kit: Here also can, there also can. Thanks for spreading the word yeah. Belanja you McD’s when we meet
hm… ahhahaha. kinda malu la to post here =x
anyway, my friend suggested (since she does heck alot of online shopping no no apparent reason) to put the measurements. like length, waist etc.. its much more easier to know whether it fit into a person (in particular herself i suppose) and she was wondering if u do overseas thingi. (she’s from singapore)
No worries. Wifey will usually e-mail the person with any queries. She also obliges to additional photos of the goods.
Shipping is usually added into the price of the goods, so it’s no biggie for us. Do expect a slight delay since we can’t control our national carriers, but if you decide you need it bad, as in DHL For Your Eyes only delivered to your doorstep. Just let us know and we can arrange for it, at whatever price the carrier offers.
Any particular item she is interested in? Or she can just e-mail us at the address on the webbie. Thanks ya Kit.
i love your blog, will keep looking you blog every day.