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I’M WEIRD AND I KNOW I AM!!!!

There. I’ve got that off my chest. So you don’t need to tell me I’m a weirdo. I don’t know about you, but Nawooz gets most of his inspiration at one particular spot at home. It’s like the entire cosmos gather at this particular spot. Where’s this magical spot??!! My bathroom. Yes you heard right, it’s my bathroom!!!

I get most of my inspiration to blog etc etc and random ideas such as business proposals in my bathroom. During my showers, brushing my teeth or whilst seated on my “throne”. If you can’t guess what the polite term meant, it’s the toilet bowl. Hell, I’ve even conjured up a random 4D number while I was showering one morning. I asked my mom to purchase the ticket, but forgot to tell her I wanted it from Toto. Lets just say a small voice told me to buy Toto after the number came to mind. My mom ended up buying from Magnum instead. Guess what??!! The number came up as 1st prize!!! ….But in Toto. WADAFAK(TM)?????!!!!!!!! What are the odds of that happening? Got the 1st prize number in the bathroom. Even got “told” the establishment to buy from, but screwed up being a millionaire. Royally pissed me off.

As mentioned earlier, I also get my blogging topics from my bathroom. It’s like my sacred spot for the mysteries of life to be revealed. However, my bathroom still hasn’t “told” me the answer to the life-changing question for men, “What do women really want?”. I have a feeling my bathroom is a guy, hence it’s having some problems with this question as well. Anyone out there, who can perform a sex change for it? Then I can make back the millions I lost earlier from that botched Toto plan.

The bathroom is also the place where I “digest” my issues and then try to formulate solutions. Technical question from my job. I’ll work it out in the bathroom. Family issues? I’ll see what advice the bathroom has for me. Relationship issues? Let me go consult Dr. Love Bathroom. Bad day? Sing in the bathroom at the top of my lungs and let the shower wash the suay (bad luck) away. It helps having a nice spacious bathroom though, like mine. It’s almost as big as my room. Kinda pathetic, but it’s the Magical, Mysterious, Magnificent, Mind-boggling, Must-have bathroom for me.

If only I can carry my bathroom with me everywhere. I’ll solve issues faster that way. Kinda like how convenient it would be for Clark Kent to have a portable phone booth each time he has to change into Superman. However, Nawooz’s bathroom is much much better space-wise. I can almost imagine the bruised elbows and agony Clark has to endure in such a tight space. Spandex samore! Poor guy. Maybe I’ll loan him my bathroom one of these days.