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I can’t really recall when was the last time I posted something amusing/funny. So please enjoy this gem, courtesy of my dear wife.

I arrived home at about 10.00pm last night and boy was I hungry. I was halfway chomping down on my dinner, when all of a sudden my wife comes rushing into the kitchen with a half-scared, half-amused and half-disgusted look. She squealed about a two-headed cockroach in our bedroom. Hoping to see some X-men mutant cockroach, I rushed to the bedroom lest I missed it. Probably could catch it and sell it to some biolab or something or maybe to a freak circus. Maybe I’ll let it bite me and see if I develop cockroach superpowers, just like Spideyman.

Upon seeing the cockroach, I burst out laughing and my wife gave me the wadafak(tm) look. I just told her to leave the two lovebird cockroaches alone. Turns out our “mutant” cockroach were actually cockroaches; a male and female doing the horizontal hanky-panky (more like vertical in this case), right on her wardrobe door. Felt so <i>pai seh</i> to have barged in on their intimate moment. I left to continue my dinner.

Someone tell me why I shouldn’t love my wife now? She even has entertainment for me during meals!!! I’m so gonna die for this post, but who cares. I hope it puts a smile on your face as it did for me.

Cheers!