Have you ever got the feeling that everything in the universe conspired against you? 9 April 07 was the perfect example for me.
My aunt from Thailand arrived in Malaysia and wanted to visit the Oasis Foodcourt in Mid Valley for her Portugese Baked Fish fix. We drove in 2 separate cars through the pouring KL rains. We parked and went about our food hunt. Fast forward to when I met up with my wifey, who took the train to get to MV.
We decided to have dinner, shop a little and then head on home. Sis and her boyfriend decided to catch a movie. This is when the nightmare started. I don’t know how many of you out there face the same dilemma as me. I sometimes can’t remember where I parked my car. This time however, I remembered to note the car park location earlier. It was definitely Level 2A. So we exited the mall into the hot and stuffy carpark. Head on to Level 2A and walked towards the end, where I parked.
I was greeted by a row of parked cars and oddly, none were mine. No sweat. I must have recalled the level wrongly and we proceeded to use the staircase and check the level below. Still not it. Basically, we covered 7 levels altogether looking for my car. This was followed by another 7 levels again using the ramps this time to ensure we don’t miss out any levels in between, which can happen using the stairs. STILL NO CAR!!!
At this point, my wife and I are ultra tired from all the un-necessay exercise. I called my mom to double confirm my parking location. She stated it was Level 2A. I tell her my car is not there. That’s when the word “car insurance” started going through my head. I often wished that I could change my car, but this was not the way I wanted it to happen. Suddenly, I remembered my mom saying the words, “Zone G”. I looked at the walls and it stated “Zone H”. Wadafak??!!!!!
In the words of Eddy Han…can bloody die dot com! We try looking for Zone G, but to no avail. We then decided to go inside the mall again and checkout the zones from the directory. We found the car after like 30+ minutes of mindless walking, all drenched in sweat. Finally!!! As I’m about to start the car, wifey suddenly says something, that makes my heart skip a beat. “Have you paid for the parking?”. No sweat. This block has a human operator rather than those autopay machines. I’m safe. Oh wait. Where’s the parking ticket??!!!!!! I get down from the car to search my pockets. Nope, no luck. Then I recalled my mom passing the ticket to me and I kept it in my left pocket along with my mobile phone.
It was not there and it dawned on me. My constant phone usage would have meant the ticket could be anywhere in the 154586835246134547568682461321354565767867.234123 shops I’ve been in. ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hell with it. I’ll have to settle for the lost parking ticket fine instead. Took out RM20, which would be the standard rate for most carparks. Approaching the operator booth, we noticed to our utmost dismay. The fine for a lost ticket was FIFTY FREAKIN’ RINGGIT!!!!!
We tried to appeal to the lady, which led her to calling her supervisor. No dice. Here I was holding up the traffic having to fill a form. A BLOODY FORM JUST IN CASE I RECOVERED BACK THE TICKET AND THEY COULD REFUND ME! I don’t think I’m that lucky after my spate of bad luck, lady. I paid the fine and drove back home in a mist of anger and frustration. Guess what? I was supposed to pick up my wedding photos, but took a wrong turn. Awesome! Great! Wonderful! Splendid! Smashing! GAHHHHHHHHHHHH…
Thank you wifey for putting up with my temper that night. Looks like I have to mandi bunga (flower bath) already.
Note: The font alignment issue is still un-resolved even with IE instead of Opera as my web browser. SEE!!! Even the Internets bully me!
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