men and their machismo
yesterday, some random stranger added me on MSN and proceeded to hit on me thinking i was a female. anywayz, i told the dude he was barking up the wrong tree coz i was a guy and i love women too much to be gay. somehow, the thick-skulled nincompoop could not understand simple english and continued yakking away. now, i am a very diplomatic person at all times, but this guy was seriously desperate i guess. so i finally went against my principles and told him to STFU. he took offense and then later realized i could be a dude after all. sorry there mate to break your heart. oh well…thinking the deed was done and i had not only stabbed him in the heart but twisted the knife as well, i attended to the influx of calls.
somehow, mr. wrong (heh heh heh) decides to start shit with me again. i ignored him for the most part until he commented on the flower emoticon i had to accompany Limpet & Floppie. that was the final straw, which broke the camel’s back. i told him to F*CK OFF and i didn’t give a FLYING F*CK what he thought about it. no one disses my pets. asshole had it coming. to end the drama, i blocked the f*cker and deleted him. mr. wrong, you have just been erased. thanks and bye. a word of advice for you, stop being so desperate and go for some english classes dude. god knows you really need it. also, when a guy or gal says NO, they mean it. you hear me aight?!
this is the first time i had an encounter on MSN. now my handphone…that’s a whole new ball game. i get random calls from total strangers wanting to be friends or looking for “thamby” or insert some random indonesian name here. some of my mates must giving my number out to random strangers. oy! if i find out, who the devil it is…somebody gonna get hurt real bad. c’mon guys. stop screwing up. at least pass it on to the good looking ladies 
hahaha!!
guess u must b quite hot stuff online huh? hehehe….:P
me…hot stuff??!! meh, more like chilled stuff. i attributed yesterday’s encounter more to the desperation on the guys part. hoping to get lucky with a random stranger is like sticking your hand into an aquarium of cobras and hoping they won’t bite. but hey, whatever floats his boat. maybe he had some success previously.
woi para kawan apa MSn lu orang?
hahaha due that is NOTHING compared to the time I hit on a girl or at least what i thought was one….until the dude called my handphone and went in the deepest voice that would make aretha franklin sound like a baby "HArlo, Itu EJ kar?"
i swear to god it was freakier than watching a freak flick!
i agree with Yvy. (= if not you wouldnt have been able to incur such ‘passion’ in him to continuously not wanting to give up despite warnings. haha. perhaps your language isnt lewd enough. evilish suggestions: tell him you aint got enough ‘entrance’ like the opposite sex. (but if only his english was good enough) sorry abt being direct. if this helps getting him out of your MSN.
aih, some people are dense and desperation does wonders to add on to that density. now Angel, i think i made it very clear to him. No means no. hehe. somehow, i get the feeling that guys always assume that "no" said by a girl or at least that was what he thought, means, "please pester me more with your hunky love". i guess he expected a lady to fall for it and grovel at his feet begging to suck his toes. oh well. tough luck dude. maybe one day i’ll resort to his desperation as well, hoping to get lucky. heh heh heh
haha.. nawooz… I’ve had fuckers adding me from werid countries and trying to chat me up but the moment they say they are from *insert fucked up country’s name* i tell them i’m busy now and gtg. then i hit the "block" and "delete" key. haha…but none as weird as ur’s man!! haha… he mus really think ur sum "hottie". hahaha…. such a funny entry!!!
Well I don’t think u shud use this tactic at all man. I mean… just get to know more girls or like i mentioned… just look around ur office la… sure ada cun chicks wan. Damn. My fetish for Professional looking women has kicked in…
ah…then you have come to the right place. my office and in fact my team has many "lookers". sadly, most of them are unavailable. hehehe. one thing i learnt from friends, avoid office romance, if you can. too close for comfort. imagine if you screw up something, you will be facing him/her the entire duration of your employment there. kinda awkward right. i agree with you on the professional looks. i find it extremely appealing. *toast* - salut
aye! aye! say no to office romances ~ BIG no no.
*staying far2 away from shan since i most wear biz wear to work*
ehehe…no worries lar Yvy. you still have that boat paddle right. whack him if he tries to be funny. just out of curiousity, are you familiar with MYPDACAFE? i surfed on to your blog and saw n305er’s blog listed. don’t know if it’s the same person.
huh?? dun understand…
but i dun use this MYPDACAFE thingy lar. wassat lar?
oh, sorry my bad. MYPDACAFE is like a support group for PDAs, Handphones and other modern gadgets. the founders are from Penang. so i guess i jumped the gun there when i saw one of the MYPDACAFE members listed on your blog. oh well, congrats of the blog of the week though!
hahaha….i’m no gadget woman lar…..IPOD oso still blow2 n wondering why everyone so gila over it. ayioooo…..ppl these days, really nuts oredi lar!!! =P
how can you make so nice blog !