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i have given careful thought to some of my theories and i believe, it should be shared. laugh and scorn at it, if you will. hope it entertains you and please take it with a pinch of salt. what am i saying, just read on…
to date, my most controversial theory presented. adam and eve were not banished from the ‘garden’ for eating the forbidden fruit, an apple. it was actually the chocolate dip meant for the single apple (candied apple)! i mean, think about it. an apple versus chocolate. ask any kid and i think you will understand, why this theory seems more plausible than the ‘original’ version. therefore my readers, men’s (and women’s) greatest sin was not stealing and eating an apple. t’was the chocolatesssssss! why would a snake even bother about an apple. again, it was the chocs. the lure of the brown gold was just too much for adam and eve.
now, some might say that my theory has no basis. well, i have to agree with you. but i still prefer it compared to contrary belief. studies have shown, that chocolate evokes sensory experiences akin to that of an orgasm. feel good food with sexual benefits. ’nuff said. so what has an apple done for you, may i ask?
Disclaimer: no apples, worms living within the apples, snakes and gardens were harmed in the presentation process of this here theory. move along now people, nothing to see here.
Oh, you rock, dude…just had to let you know.
I like the random tidbits of trivial information. Also, I’m feeling the adam/eve theory…because…ummm…well, I’ma chocolate fan, and I can SOOOOO see how candy will get ya into trouble.
Especially entertained (and saddened, at the same time) by Floppy’s short, but sweet tenure with you and your fam. Petshop animals…now there’s a good documentary. I had a dog named Buffy back when I was little…little cocker spaniel my dad brought home when my older sister refused to let go of her. $500 expense. She was sick, yeah…had a severe (and smelly) skin condition…not to mention she pissed on the floor everytime somebody stood up. Years later, she still had a nervous problem, and the skin condition worsened. Anyway…somebody finally stole her and took her to a hospital. We’d reported her missing, and were contacted by the police who told us where she was. We were so moved by his concern that we let him keep her. A sick animal can be an expense. That was my longwinded way of saying, you made the right decision.
anyway, that’s all I wanted to say. That you rock…and I enjoyed my little stay here. Be cool.
fly
wonder why there wasn’t a war fought over chocs. anywayz, i googled for the history of chocs and found this site really informative: http://www.karachocolates.com/chochist.html
i like the part, which states that the US Army and Space Astronauts are still given chocs. cool fact eh
so is Buffy still around? i think it must be really old if it was. glad to hear that she still made it though.
*blushes* thanks for the compliments, fly. you keep on blogging to yeah. i’ll be dropping by to see what’s on your mind
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thanks
hi jacqueline. i’m glad you liked it. feel free to ‘roam’ my blog. it’s filled with other weird stuff
i think it is better if you can write more.