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i have given careful thought to some of my theories and i believe, it should be shared. laugh and scorn at it, if you will. hope it entertains you and please take it with a pinch of salt. what am i saying, just read on…
to date, my most controversial theory presented. adam and eve were not banished from the ‘garden’ for eating the forbidden fruit, an apple. it was actually the chocolate dip meant for the single apple (candied apple)! i mean, think about it. an apple versus chocolate. ask any kid and i think you will understand, why this theory seems more plausible than the ‘original’ version. therefore my readers, men’s (and women’s) greatest sin was not stealing and eating an apple. t’was the chocolatesssssss! why would a snake even bother about an apple. again, it was the chocs. the lure of the brown gold was just too much for adam and eve.
now, some might say that my theory has no basis. well, i have to agree with you. but i still prefer it compared to contrary belief. studies have shown, that chocolate evokes sensory experiences akin to that of an orgasm. feel good food with sexual benefits. ’nuff said. so what has an apple done for you, may i ask?
Disclaimer: no apples, worms living within the apples, snakes and gardens were harmed in the presentation process of this here theory. move along now people, nothing to see here.
