rant issue 1: attack of the net lollers
how many times have you received this response from the dreaded, evil flesh-eating, brain-sucking, gut-wrenching, belly-aching net LOLler? i saw a cute cat today…LOL. this dude jumped off the building…LOL. omg that is so funny…LOL. i love you…LOL.
how did the net word, LOL come to be? who was the first person to think of replacing my beloved haha, hehe, hihi, hoho, with a LOL? is it due to the fact that it rolls of the tongue? LLLLLOOOOOOOLLLLL lol-tastic, lol-reffic, lol-bunga, a-lol-ha, lol lol lol lol.
my everyday conversation is now plagued with LOLs. lol this, lol that, don’t lol that. lol there. lol here. lol everywhere. how can three letters change the entire existence of a sane laugh, soooo much? keep your LOLs and other loller-tastic words. i don’t want your half eaten [LOL]lipop. a simple haha, hehe, hoho or whatever you’re inclined to use would suffice to replace this abomination of a net word, LOL! so don’t you LOL at me for this LOL topic today. it’s is not a LOL matter. it is serious. take note LOLlers. LOL no more. LOL-less. LOL-shush. LOL far far away. LOL alone. LOL in your sleep. just don’t, don’t LOL here. got it?
emo: LOL…LOL…LOL!!!!!
