Chapter 9: beauty and the beast theory
this goes out specially to all the single guys out there. have you ever wondered why some drop-dead gorgeous chick would have a mediocre looking boyfriend? some might say that he is downright ugly and isn’t a very good match for her good looks. well, this phenomena can be due to 3 reasons in my opinion.
First reason, the dude could be filthy rich irregardless of his looks. who cares about my boyfriend’s looks when he has a billion gazillion dollars stashed in his Swiss account and i get to use it as i please. i don’t mean to stereotype all women are gold diggers in general but a handful, i trust, go about looking for a mate with this intention in mind. it’s none of my business really. so carry on whoever you are and i wish you the best of luck and a happy life.
The second reason could be more natural, hormones. darwin would be proud of the mention. to ensure the survival of the species, a wee bit of genetics plays a big role in choice of a mate to ensure a match (to a certain degree). there is another theory i concocted based on this second reason which i haven’t had the time to name, but it has something to do with women’s infatuation with badass dudes and some say downright aggresive attitude. meh, i’m opening a can of worms really. moving on…
the third reason is our main focus. this is more of a social thingabob. some men feel intimidated in approaching a good looking woman. they fear the rejection and the aftermath of it, ridicule and a bruised ego. the defense mechanism is to not DO IT! they would rather steal glances nervously than go up and strike a conversation. ok, here comes the good part (purely based on observation and my own opinions). some average dude or not-too-good looking guys gets the good looking woman due to these, BALLS and GUTS (not the stomach mind you). they see past all that hullabaloo and preconceptions that these women are out of their league and give it their best shot. if it works out, hey i got a chick! if it doesn’t, MOVE ON and therefore backing this theory of mine. so ill sum it up into these equations:
1) hot woman + shy guy = lonely nights alone
2) hot woman + ballsy guy = date (or maybe companionship over that drink)
does this make any sense to any of you out there in the dating/hunting scene? i’ve seen many instances of this happening around me and have been discussing this theory amongst other guy friends and i think we may have something here ya know. a lot to digest today. i’ll leave u to figure it out.
emo: depressed and morbid
